Everything You Will Ever Need To Know About Self-Defense and Lemonade (With Some Humor)

Here are two videos from derrick comedy. This first video shows the easy essentials for self-defense. Anybody can do it, it's easy.



Please don't forget to gain wrist control before pulling out your gun. This second video is about delicious Pennyweather lemonade. It's all in the secret ingredient.



The second thing you taste ... is the sulfur.

Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Stephen Colbert was the guest speaker at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner. He roasts George Bush (who is sitting a couple of feet away the whole time). Colbert makes him look foolish with his sarcastic critique of the Bush government. The whole speech is included in these three videos:

Jon Stewart on Crossfire

This is a video of Jon Stewart, host of "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central, going on CNN's "Crossfire". Jon decides to speek his mind about "Crossfire" and Paul Begala and Tucker Carlson seem a bit helpless. CNN eventually canceled "Crossfire" partly because of Jon Stewart's criticisms in this interview.



It's got to take guts to do what he did. My favorite part is "how old are you ... and you wear a bowtie."

Top 10 Buzzer Beaters

This is a video of the top 10 long-distance buzzer beaters of the 2006-2007 NBA season. Some of the NBA stars in here are Lebron James, Rasheed Wallace, and Chris Bosh. My reasoning in putting this video on here was this: everybody likes to watch exciting and extremely difficult sports plays, so maybe they would enjoy watching this video, which is full of exciting and extremely difficult basketball shots.

Soccer Penalties

Here is a video of Johann Cruyff with Ajax executing perfectly a beautiful penalty.



Now here is Robert Pires with Arsenal trying to do the same kind of thing with Thierry Henry. He isn't able to pull it off with quite as much class as Cruyff.



Just remember when you take a penalty, it's better if you actually touch the ball.

Creedocide: The Best Way to Get Rid of Rats

In this video clip from "Important Things with Demetri Martin" on Comedy Central, an innovative technology is used to eliminate a rat problem. Creedocide uses the power of religion to completely free your home of rats. I would definitely buy some Creedocide if it were on the market.

Important Things with Demetri MartinWed 10:30pm / 9:30c

Power - Creedocide

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Here's a video about a sport called chessboxing on ESPN. Turns out it's just what it sounds like: a combination of chess and boxing. It actually seems like a pretty clever idea to combine a brainy game like chess with a brawny sport like boxing.

Demetri Martin- "The Jokes With Guitar"

Here is a youtube video somebody made combining the sound of comedian Demetri Martin's "The Jokes With Guitar" album and some pictures. Demetri Martin is one of my favorite comedians. His jokes are very clever and his delivery is great because he always keeps a dead-pan sound to his voice. Demetri Martin used to be a correspondent on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart". He covered high school and college students in his segment, "Trendspotting with Demetri Martin". This led to Comedy Central featuring him in a stand-up performance called "Demetri Martin, Person" He now has a new show on Comedy Central called "Important Things with Demetri Martin". I highly recommend you watch this video to see if you like him.

U.S. Defeats Mexico in World Cup Qualifying Soccer Match

The United States Men's National Soccer team recently defeated their biggest rival Mexico 2-0. The United States was boosted by two goals from midfielder Michael Bradley, son of head coach Bob Bradley. Mexico's captain Rafael Marquez earned a red card about 70 minutes into the match for a nasty challenge on U.S. goalkeeper Tim Howard. The victory makes the U.S. the definite favorites to win their CONCACAF region and qualify for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Here are the highlights of the game, played in Columbus, Ohio: