Hello and Welcome to Super Good Nice

It does not matter how you came to this blog, all that matters is you are here now!!!!!!! Congratulations, you have found the light. We, meaning the extensive staff of writers, editors, researchers, and web designers here at Super Good Nice, strive everyday to bring you the most complete and satisfying cultural experience ever. So sit back and relax, and get ready to be amazed. Now that your hopes are up, let us bring them crashing down around your ankles: posts will be random, mediocre, and far in between. There is no theme to this blog, so I can and will write posts about anything I want to. Perhaps you feel a little bit gloomy after that revelation. Here's an idea: look above this sentence where I have conveniently placed a cheerful face under a rainbow for your viewing pleasure. This is a universal sign of peace and happiness. Go ahead, take as long as you want to look at that drawing. If that didn't cheer you up, then nothing will.

Defriend 10 People on Facebook For a Free Whopper

One of the questions more and more people are being forced to ask themselves is: how far would you go for a free hamburger? An application on Facebook from Burger King tries to answer just that question. If you defriend at least ten people on Facebook then Burger King will give you a free Whopper. Learn more about this application at Gizmodo.

This is a prime example of how warped our society's priorities have become. Just the fact that we can consider sacrificing the friendship of ten people for one Whopper is pathetic. The choice should be clear to everyone: a Whopper is much more valuable than ten friends. Just ask yourself: "What would I rather eat-ten of my friends or a hamburger?" Now you should understand why everyone in their right mind would quickly diss ten of their friends for a Whopper.

Perhaps some people feel sentimental and do not want to make anyone feel bad by defriending them. Let me just remind you that this is not permanent. You can easily send that person another friend request and just explain to them why it was necessary for you to defriend them. There is also a chance that you have very explosive friends who can't handle the thought of you paying them the least disrespect and will become angry or even violent if you defriend them. If this is the case, you should probably defriend them-Whopper or no Whopper-and then run away and try to avoid them for the rest of your life.

Introspection

It is not very important for most people to practice introspection. Does it really matter how you view yourself? No. Despite it's arbitrary nature, I think some people would benefit from a little self observation and critique once in a while. How do you know if you should look inside yourself? Well ... if you have recently (within the past year) committed a felony, perhaps you should look at your character and try to decipher what caused you to do wrong. If you haven't committed a felony recently, then ask yourself, "Did you answer the previous question truthfully, because I know criminals are prone to lying. Perhaps you forgot what happened last weekend?" If you still deny committing a serious crime then congratulations, you should go eat a cake because you are not a criminal, and unless one of your psychiatrists tells you to, you have no need to introspect.

On the "On the Origin of Species"

I haven't got the time to write a full review of Charles Darwin's book on evolution. I just wanted to write this post to demonstrate how clumsy the title of that review would have been: "On the On the". That would have been fun. On the right is a picture of the great-bearded English naturalist himself, Charles Darwin. I bet he is bald under that hat.

Photo By Colin Purrington

Fascinating Tombstones

Photo by dvs





Photo by Ephemeron

I found these tombstones to be scintillatingly interesting. First a person who was aptly named. In fact, everybody ought to be named Deadman because we're all going to be dead for the majority of time. Secondly, a perfect example of why everyone should wear a set of dogtags at all times. There's always a chance you will die and be unrecognizable, and if that happens, you run an even greater risk: somebody will mess up the spelling on your tombstone. Do you want your tombstone to be the butt of jokes for eternity? Wear dogtags.

Get In Shape With This Proven Workout

Are you ready for the body you have always dreamed of? All you need to achieve your goal of a toned, muscular body is the will to do it with this tried and tested method of full- body exercise!

Warm-Up

1. 3-mile run
2. 35 push-ups
3. 65 sit-ups

Main Workout

1. 50 bicep curls
2. 200 push-ups
3. 500 sit-ups
4. 20- mile run

Cool-Down

1. 10 push-ups
2. 10-mile speed walk

If you complete this simple workout four times a week for three years, you will become much fitter than you are now.

Have a nice day.

Wow! That was so awesome! Too bad I'm not going to tell you what just happened. Remember to stay true to yourself and never, ever, under any circumstances, do anything.